Player

the player is the player of the game that you play as

story importance
the player is the person hired to kill the ice age baby. when found, he attempts to kill the ice age baby, but it escaped. in the sequel he finally kills the ice age baby. after 55 years, he goes on an mission to bust the ice age baby's ghost.

trivia

 * the player is described as "you"
 * The player somewhat can survive the Lava in the First Game, Possibly making The player immortal, but there are some things that can make this theory false:
 * Big Chungus Will calls you a mortal
 * the lava could actually not be real lava
 * it is warm mustard with some ketchup
 * in kill the ice age baby adventure 2 its possible to die
 * In Kill Share My Story Adventure The Game The Player Is said to have PTSD